dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
