I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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