I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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