Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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