i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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