O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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