**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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