I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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