my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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