Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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