Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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