Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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