Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
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he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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