Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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