I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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