quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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