whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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