Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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