how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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