She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It's never too late to be topless.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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