I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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