you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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