That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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