wat bout pragnant strippers??
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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