Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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