And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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