party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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