try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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