dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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