I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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