I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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