So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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