Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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