Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Liz is crying about burritos again.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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