Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Randomize
