Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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