i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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