Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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