No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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