theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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