is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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