I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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