I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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