My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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