ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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