He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.