shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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