hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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