So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Randomize
