And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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