Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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