The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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