everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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