Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
is it fun? or sober?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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