More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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